1. HELLO. THIS IS MALTA:
Malta is a teeny-tiny country smack dab in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.
If you're asking yourself "What is Malta?" it's imperative that you click this post.
Malta is a teeny-tiny country smack dab in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.
Look how it shines.
Go ahead, it'll only hurt for a second.
I'm so annoyed by this.
* Stares wistfully out office window *
Bom chicka wow wow.
You could still order pizza there, I bet. Democratically.
Aesthetically speaking. My knowledge of their politics goes as far as the Wikipedia page.
With the doors, and the boats, and the water. Cut it out, Malta!
Does it make you feel things or are you dead inside?
Can we trade lives for like one second?
It's not just a desktop wall paper, I swear.
* Looks up plane tickets to Malta *
* cries *
That is all. Please return to your life.