16 Photos Tourists Need To Stop Taking

Admit it, you’ve done at least one of these.

16. Kissing the Sphinx

Dryest. Lips. Ever.

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15. Falling into the Grand Canyon

This one is pretty well executed, but many others pale in comparison.

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14. Fondling the Wall Street Bull

Wash your hands.

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13. Blending in with the Terracotta Warriors

Betcha wouldn’t do this if they were real warriors.

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12. Doing the Rocky Balboa

In no way is this shot a knock-out.

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11. Pinching the Taj Mahal

We get it, it looks like a boob.

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10. Mimicking Christ the Redeemer


Unless you’re Usain Bolt.

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9. Using a British phone booth

Erin Chack

We know you have a cellphone, you’re not fooling anyone.

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8. Rubbing Buddha’s belly

Perhaps this will bring you better luck with your photography.

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7. Imitating the Royal Guard

At least he has as nice view.

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6. Posing like the Statue of Liberty

Mary Altaffer / AP

You’re free to do what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s original.

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5. Treating the Washington Monument like a penis

You wish.

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This goes for ladies too.

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4. Walking across Abbey Road

Bad when you do it, even worse when One Direction does it.

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3. Holding up the leaning Tower of Pisa

Omg you’re so strong.

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2. “Walking like an Egyptian” / Via http://Max%20Nepstad

Offensive to the people of Egypt who walk just fine, thank you very much.

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1. Eiffel-towering at the Eiffel Tower


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Got any goofy tourist photos of your own? Add them below!

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