11 People Who Would Rather Do Anything Than Run The NYC Marathon

Fill in the blank: I'd rather _____ 26.2 _____ .

1.

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"I would rather sleep 26.2 hours instead of run."

2.

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"I would rather pet 26.2 puppies."

3.

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"I'd rather eat 26.2 nachos."

4.

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"I would rather drink 26.2 beers instead of running."

5.

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"I'd rather sneeze 26.2 times."

6.

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"I'd rather watch 26.2 straight hours of Netflix."

7.

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"I'd rather eat 26.2 pizzas."

8.

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"I'd rather go on 26.2 dates."

9.

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"I'd rather burn 26.2 calories on my couch watching an Angry Beavers marathon."

10.

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"I'd rather eat 26.2 kale chips. (I hate kale chips)."

11.

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"I'd rather be locked in a dark dungeon for 26.2 days living off only goldfish and maple syrup."

Congratulations to the 50,000 inspiring people who were brave enough to run the 2014 NYC Marathon!

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