11 Moments That Make People With Tiny Heads Regret Being Born

This hat is not a fashion statement, it's the only way I can blend in with Normal Headed People.

1. When you're forced to wear something with shoulder pads.

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It's like a pea balancing on top of a boulder.

2. When you straighten your hair.

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Petition to bring back the '80s, pls.

3. When you wear your hair pulled back.

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It's a ned. A neck-head.

4. When you see yourself in pictures.

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Oh so it is that bad.

5. When you see yourself in pictures from behind.

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Eeeven better.

6. When people realize how small your head actually is.

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"It's like a coconut!"

7. When people think intelligence is linked to head size.

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How do you explain your big dumb head, then?

8. When wearing a hat makes you look like a cartoon character.

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Is there no reprieve from this tiny headed existence?

9. When you wear anything on your head, honestly.

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Someone call 9-1-1, I'm drowning in this hood.

10. When you wear winter coats.

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Uh-oh, now everyone's going to find out you're just a popsicle stick with arms.

11. Knowing there's nothing you can do to distract others from your teeny tiny melon.

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Be strong, my small headed brethren.