2. Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever?
4. Where did George Washington keep his armies?
5. A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor.
7. What did one snowman say to the other?
8. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
10. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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13. What do you call a fake noodle?
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16. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
18. What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
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