2. Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever?
4. Where did George Washington keep his armies?
5. A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor.
7. What did one snowman say to the other?
8. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
10. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
12. How does the barber get to work early?
13. What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call fake spaghetti