1. Erins are apparently the only people on earth who can hear the difference between "Erin" and "Aaron."
2. For some insane reason, our name incites panic into people when they attempt to spell it.
Guys, it's four letters.
No, I've never been to Ireland.
Guys, it's four letters.
You're doing who now?
Please. Stop. It's slowly killing us.
It's actually Er— you know what, Karen's fine.
Ugh.
No ascenders or descenders ruining the flow. So smooooooth.
It could be funded by the National Erin Foundation, which is a thing that totally exists.*
*No it's not.
Are you real? Can I touch you?
Except maybe Erin Andrews. Please don't let us down, Erin Andrews.
Who's it gonna be, Erins?