21 Cringeworthy Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

#Governmentshutdownpickuplines is trending on Twitter and it’s just as bad as it sounds.

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The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— Nun_ebooks (@not victoria)
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The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— Mcheekers (@Morgan Cheek)
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"The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— _No_____ (@〰Jamie〰)
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Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines

— briandpowell (@Brian Powell)
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I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— sosocialann (@Ann)
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The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— MattHoebeke (@Matt Hoebeke)
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Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines

— Claycc (@Clay Caylor)
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The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— xslazz (@Taylor Cook)
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Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— yatesbih (@Brittany Yates)
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Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— LukeMagnuslucas (@Luke Magnus)
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Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— FreetoRAIL (@Quack Quack)
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#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border

— willtrask92 (@Random Trask)
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Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines

— CleverTitleTK (@Jennifer Mendelsohn)
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Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines

— delrayser (@delrayser)
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Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines

— amanda_logic (@Amanda Logic)
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The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines

— LivRose31 (@Olivia Rose)
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It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines

— JGreenDC (@Justin Green)

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