The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines
#governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising
Stay the night with me? It’s lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
The democrats aren’t the only D that’s holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines
The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines
“The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out.” #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can’t tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines
I must be the fiscal cliff because I’ve fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
The post office may be closed, but I’ll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Debt, deadlines, deficits… I’ll give you one D that you’ll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines
The FDA might have shut down, but don’t worry, I’ll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Just because the government is closed it doesn’t mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Drop those trousers like your parent’s 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines
#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border
Hey girl. Filibusters aren’t the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines
Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines
Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines
The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines
It’s not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines
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