1.
The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
McKaylaPaige
@McKaylaStorms
The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
2.
Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines
Jennifer Mendelsohn
@CleverTitleTK
Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines
3.
#governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising
Ashley Mercer
@themercinater
#governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising
4.
Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Kerbie Anderson
@kerbsthaword
Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
5.
The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines
not victoria
@Nun_ebooks
The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines
6.
The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Morgan Cheek
@Mcheekers
The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines
7.
"The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines
〰Jamie〰
@_No_____
"The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines
8.
Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines
Brian Powell
@briandpowell
Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines
9.
I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Ann
@sosocialann
I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines
10.
The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Matt Hoebeke
@MattHoebeke
The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines
11.
Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines
Clay Caylor
@Claycc
Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines
12.
The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Taylor Cook
@xslazz
The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines
13.
Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Brittany Yates
@yatesbih
Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines
14.
Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Luke Magnus
@LukeMagnuslucas
Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines
15.
Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Quack Quack
@FreetoRAIL
Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines
16.
#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border
Random Trask
@willtrask92
#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border
17.
Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines
Jennifer Mendelsohn
@CleverTitleTK
Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines
18.
Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines
delrayser
@delrayser
Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines
19.
Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines
Amanda Logic
@amanda_logic
Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines
20.
The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines
Olivia Rose
@LivRose31
The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines
21.
It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines
Justin Green
@JGreenDC
It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines
