27 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

Here are some of the corniest jokes our fathers tell via the glorious subreddit Dad Jokes.

1. “I told my dad about this [Dad Jokes] subreddit:”

Joke by stinatown’s dad.

2. “Every damn year after it turns 12:00 AM on January 1.”

Joke by synthemescaline’s dad.

3. “One of the funniest things my dad ever said.”

Joke by Heavvy’s dad.

4. “Dad at hospital.”

Joke by matti4s’s dad.

5. “My dad tells this joke to every girlfriend I bring home.”

Joke by cvtopher12’s dad.

6. “Whenever we drove past the cemetery.”

Joke by floatingcoffins’s dad.

7. “Every single road trip—the train tracks joke.”

Joke by starspangledhammered’s dad.

8. “My dad pulled this one last week.”

Joke by Old_Dean_Moriarty’s dad.

9. “Broke my butt.”

Joke by PatientZero96’s dad.

10. “Dad, I’m hungry.”

Joke by pepponen’s dad.

11. “Whenever I order quesadillas…”

Joke by XanTheMan16’s dad.

12. “Fell for it every family car trip…”

Joke by GoMilkTheCowsBro’s dad.

13. “Whenever I tell my dad something is cool…”

Joke by Jombo65’s dad.

14. “Make me a sandwich.”

Joke by KDLasswell’s dad.

15. “Whenever we are at a restaurant.”

Joke by MartinAn’s dad.

16. “I got my hair cut today…”

Joke by drawxward’s dad.

17. “Does anyone feel like ice cream?”

Joke by yourfeet’s dad.

18. “My dad used to act like he picked his nose and he’d look at it and say…”

Joke by k_pressley’s dad.

19. “Whenever Dad sees a watermelon.”

Joke by TheThespian13’s dad.

20. “Dad likes starting road trips with this one…”

Joke by evilsmiley69’s dad.

21. “Dad had a dream…”

Joke by PutMyDickOnYourHead’s dad.

22. “During a full moon. Every god damn time…”

Joke by dacria’s dad.

23. “Whenever I leave the house.”

Joke by Wyer’s dad.

24. “What’s for dinner?”

Joke by juhesihcaaa’s dad.

25. “‘I’m gonna go take a pee…’”

Joke by mercurysinking’s dad.

26. “Dining with Dad.”

Joke by ThePhoenixRoost’s dad.

27. “So my dad calls me…”

Joke by Zeprido’s dad.

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