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Politics are certainly more interesting with closed captions.
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They make commercials much more impactful.
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They really keep you invested in tennis matches.
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They never take a break, not even during silent films like The Artist.
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They add emphasis to statements you may have otherwise missed.
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They help set the tone.
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They send strong messages.
10.
This is what happened when a bowl fell off a table in Archer:
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They know how to keep things light-hearted.
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They alert you of important developments!
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They're not afraid to focus on the grisly details.
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They're masters of double-speak.
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They offer a jarring new perspective.
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They speak the truth when others are afraid to.
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They've got your back when you're watching TV with your parents.
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They are in no way presumptuous about alternative name spelling.
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They're masters of colorful description.
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They're not afraid to tell it how it is.
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They're truly adept at thought-provoking juxtaposition.
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They're unintentionally respectful.
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They're so damn literal.
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But really, they're just silly.
