1. On your motorcycle.
What’s more important: your beer or your tires? Exactly.
3. Like a soccer star.
Warning: may require amazing skillzzz.
4. With a frisbee.
Your frat brothers will cheer wildly, guaranteed.
7. With your fist.
Step one: become awesome. Step two: punch your beer open.
8. Like a lumberjack.
What were you using your chainsaw for? TREES?
9. With your toothbrush.
It’s the most important step in your daily hygiene regimen.
10. With your feet.
11. With your teeth.
“Don’t! Do! This! In! Real! Life!” —Dentists everywhere.
12. Like Happy Gilmore.
More like Happy Drinkmore, am I right?
13. With a little help from your homeboy.
14. Or your number one fan.
What better way to spend a hot day than with a cold beer and a fan?
15. With heavy machinery.
After a long day’s work, of course.