Here’s the original tweet:
If the bar ain’t bendin, then you’re just pretendin #xmen #daysoffuturepast
1. First of all, the bar is indeed bending.
So, holy shit and all that.
2. His body is the color of a summer ripe tomato.
Which obviously works on him, because he’s Hugh Jackman.
5. This isn’t a vein it’s a tunnel the government built that allows his awesomejuice to travel throughout his body.
6. He’s doing all this without breaking eye contact with his trainer.
If I were his trainer, I’d be shitting my pants right about now. Wolverine, eye lock, dead lift, run.
8. And in case you were wondering, he’s lifting approximately 460 lbs.
According to these astute Redditors.
9. Which is roughly the equivalent of four Shakiras.
Just so we’re clear.
So is Hugh Jackman Wolverine? Or is Wolverine Hugh Jackman?
You be the judge. I’m too scared.
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