3. This broccoli heard what you said about vegetables, and it doesn’t like it.
6. And this charger wouldn’t mind if you’d kindly REMOVE THE PLUG FROM HIS EYE.
15. This grill just thought of the most evil prank for April Fools’ Day.
17. This church hopes you like his new mustache. He’s feeling a little self conscious about it.
19. This corn kernel can’t believe how lucky she is to be apart of this burrito!
21. This metal plate will catch up with you guys in a minute, he’s just gotta catch his breath.
23. This box is paying his respects to all the pizzas who are about to get eaten.
In The News Today
- A Guatemalan judge ordered former President Otto Perez Molina held in jail overnight while hearings over the corruption scandal that led to his resignation take place. ›
- Britain is set to increase the number of refugees being let into the country. The extra people aren't in Europe already, they will likely come from UN camps bordering Syria. ›
- The Justice Dept. has tightened rules on cell phone tracking, forcing federal agencies to get a warrant. ›