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If you weren't one of the lucky ones to see this trailer during 2011 SXSW, well, today is your lucky day. Mario is so emo.
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A post in honor of the female mustache. The womanly whiskers. The lip caterpillar. The Man Tickler. The Wo. The Frida. The Lady Grimley.
“I want to get a pair of glasses like David Byrne has in the “Once in a Lifetime” music video,” my boyfriend said to me the other day. If he only knew how long I had been waiting to hear those words come from a man’s lips.
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Your Dad wants short shorts for Father's Day. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?!
If you weren't one of the lucky ones to see this trailer during 2011 SXSW, well, today is your lucky day. Mario is so emo.
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Well, I guess it's that mo-fo'ing time again, so here is this year's Hipster Valentine's Gift Guide for your lovable little narcissist.
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Austin, Texas seems to be becoming THE COOLEST PLACE ON THE PLANET! According to Forbes, it is the number one place for young people, has low unemployment, and Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock celebrated New Year's there. Mmmmm…Ryan Reynolds.
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You've waited until the last minute and now you don't know what to dress as for Halloween. Well, impress your friends by dressing as Ira Glass, Jimmy McMillan, or Rachel Maddow.
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Help spread the love of Moranis today!
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After repeat efforts to launch a locavore food co-op out of their Kensignton loft failed, Betsi, Andie, Gemma and Dez formed a gimmicky girl band exploiting their bisexuality and became platinum-selling supserstars in Japan.
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It's that dreaded time of year. That time where you have to buy your special lady or gentlemen friend a gift that says, “Hey, I guess I kind of like you.” Or, “I'm completely broke right now, but hey thanks for letting me have sex with you, the best I can give you is your special edition record of “Power, Corruption & Lies” back.”
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When your confidence is shaken and you feel pretty crappy about yourself,…
Ok, we all hate hipsters, even if we are one, but there is no denying that… Anyways, if you're having difficulty finding a gift for that adorable little hipster in your convoluted life, then you're a sh*tty friend. Here is a list of some stuff you can buy them.
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