“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented,obedient,drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.” Bossypants by Tina Fey. Haha well crap, no fun for me.
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