The "OITNB" Stars Share What Contraband They'd Hide If They Lived In Litchfield

From cigarettes to booze to vibrators to puppies to phones.

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On Orange Is the New Black, Litchfield Penitentiary has many cracks that have allowed the inmates to sneak in their most essential items, from snacks to (accidentally) stolen screwdrivers, to cellphones, to drugs. So, at OrangeCon — a fan event in New York City on June 12 — BuzzFeed News asked the stars of the Netflix show what they would smuggle into jail.

Samira Wiley (Poussey)

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"An iPod. And then I’d go in the stall by myself and try to keep my feet still so no one can see me, but I’d be like..." [does dance moves]

Ruby Rose (Stella)

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"I would hide a puppy because I can’t live without animals. That wasn't an analogy for anything — that was like an actual puppy, like a dog."

Lea DeLaria (Big Boo)

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"My vibrator. I'm going to figure out a way to get that fucker in prison, 'cause I got a mama jama. It’s three speeds and an 8-foot cord. In fact, there's not enough electricity in my apartment to run it. I have to run a little yellow cord into the subway line, so when I jerk off, the 6 train doesn't run."

Selenis Leyva (Gloria)

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"Every day it changes, but I think I would probably be hiding a tweezer. Because eyebrows on fleek. Hello! Gotta keep that arch on fleek."

Dascha Polanco (Daya)

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"Perfume."

Taryn Manning (Pennsatucky)

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"My phone. Then I can see pictures, I can read!"

Lorraine Toussaint (Vee)

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"A down comforter. A good down comforter. I’m addicted to my bed. I give good bed."

Taylor Schilling (Piper)

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"A phone. To call absolutely everyone. Or a really good toothbrush."

Jessica Pimentel (Maria)

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"Cigarettes." When asked about a lighter, she replied, "I’ll find that shit. I work in the kitchen, I’ll find a light!"

Adrienne Moore (Black Cindy)

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"I would just say this, and do not ask a follow-up question: my vape pen."

Diane Guerrero (Maritza)

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"Wine. I love a glass of wine now and then. White — a good glass of sauvignon blanc with ice."

Emma Myles (Leanne)

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"I mean, probably my X-Files collection. But that would be hard to hide and to watch. I would just, like, covet it. Is it clear that I love The X-Files? Oh my god. Either The X-Files or some lifetime supply of whiskey."

Yael Stone (Lorna)

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"Lip balm!"

Lori Petty (Lolly)

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"A 1982 Château Margaux."

Jackie Cruz (Flaca)

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"Lipstick. It makes me feel like a woman."

Danielle Brooks (Taystee)

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"Chocolate."

Uzo Aduba (Suzanne)

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"How much time do you have? I’m gonna lean on the can of Pringles. Love 'em."

Laverne Cox (Sophia)

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"A lace wig."

Kate Mulgrew (Red)

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"A chicken!"

Orange Is the New Black Season 3 is currently streaming on Netflix.