1. I honestly don’t think it’s possible that you could get any better than your 29-year-old self??
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2. It’s absolutely certain you’ll age better than George Clooney.
3. Not to mention, you’ll be way more adorable.
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5. Your beauty is distracting — even strangers want to touch your magnificent face.
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6. There’s just something about you, that accent. The hair, maybe?
7. How does one celebrate the birthday of a perfect man?
20. Happy birthday to you, Andrew Garfield, you sexy beast!
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