1.
When tfl decide to screw you on the morning commute they really commit to it
2.
Is there an "I Hate #TFL Society"? If so I would join it. In a heartbeat. Faster than you can say "WHERE IS THE TRAIN"
3.
Thanks TFL, if I hadn't been reminded to take all my personal belongings with me I would have walked off this train naked and penniless
4.
Bus just made me run in a shit bra. My future tits and I say: Fuck you, TFL. Fuck hyoooo.
5.
TFL: here’s a Bank branch train for you! Me: Thanks, got a seat. TFL: LOLJK WRONG TRAIN.
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I check TFL & the bus should arrive in 5 mins. Recheck it after a few mins & it says 6 mins? Did the bus start fucking reversing ??
7.
Thanks TFL for supplying ample buses at Hither Green for the cancelled train service. Oh wait, this is real life, so that's not happening.
8.
Dear TFL how much can you lot fuck up in one day?? #fuckups
9.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MERCIFUL FUCK YOU TFL
10.
Left my house nearly 2 hours ago n I still don't reach work... Fuck you Tfl. I mean that!
11.
TfL? More like Total Fucking Lamewads, AMIRIGHT? #tubestrike
12.
TFL AKA TOTAL FUCKING LOSER
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Taking Fucking Liberties! #TFL http://t.co/DlAMGF67ii
14.
Thanks Tfl for the email telling me the bus strike is off. I don't recall you bothering to tell me one was happening in the first place.
15.
Less sarky announcements and more driving the fucking train thanks, TFL
16.
TFL Fucking up your Sunday plans for a generation of Londoners!
17.
Good point TFL. So why did you build a Fucking cycle lane there then?!
18.
The bus has been saying it's 5 minutes away for the past 15 minutes. Fuck you TFL
19.
No. I take that back. It's not London Transport at all. It's TFL. A website run by HABITUAL FUCKING LIARS.
20.
Day from hell fuck you TFL
21.
It has taken me three years to work out there's now an evening peak fare on tfl. Fucking Boris (even if it was Ken).
22.
Now tfl are saying to seek alternative routes due to all the suspensions and the northern line is not stopping at places. Well fuck you
23.
I was right to wear a tracksuit today TFL has me on a fucking goose chase
24.
finally get home for fucks sakes, fuck tfl and their wank system and just fuck everything, fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck you all. cunts
25.
fucking trains cancelled again sort out your shit tfl
26.
Tfl i swear to God, brings out the fucking road rage in me. Road fucking rage when I'm a bloody pedestrian.
27.
Fucking transport chaos again because the retards at #TFL cannot organise their own engineering works, AGAIN.
28.
There are so many people waiting for Jubilee trains at Canada Water, TFL could get U2 to perform a fucking gig here #tfl #tubeproblems
29.
Dear TFL. The weekend's engineering works are not "overrunning". They're finishing at the same time they do every fucking weekend. X, Keri.
30.
I've eaten so much garlic, I could talk a vampire to death. I might go the TfL offices and see if it works on those fucking bloodsuckers...
31.
Nine fucking minutes for a tube? ihu tfl.
32.
Nothing like a bit of Monday optimism being destroyed by the northern line ... thanks TFL
33.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU TFL!!! TWO HOURS HOME! SICK! #sick #loveit #amaaaaaaazing #fuckyou
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Fuck tfl fucking shit cunts
