1.
When he straight-up mocked the royal family.
2.
And then delivered this excellent shade.
3.
When he was all of us trying to create a goddamn password.
4.
When he pointed out just how ridiculous we all look when posing for photographs.
5.
When he mistook a new neighbour for the man coming to install the internet in his new home.
6.
When he made this valid point about weather reports.
7.
When he spoke this truth about British politeness.
8.
When he perfectly summed up everyone's use of Google Earth.
9.
And pointed out how damn arrogant Google is.
10.
When he summed up the difference in the lives of people with and without kids.
11.
And when he relayed his wife's comments about his lack of domesticity.
12.
When he took the piss out of himself for being extremely middle class.
13.
When a ridiculous Starbucks order created the perfect gag.
14.
When he couldn't cope with posers in the men's changing rooms.
15.
When he pointed out the main problem with Dragon's Den.
16.
When he highlighted the stupidity of modern life.
17.
When he called out Jonathan Ross for mentioning the single thing the One Direction boys didn't want to talk about.
18.
Before giving this perfect explanation of why Zayn ended up leaving the band.
19.
And, finally, when he summed up the depressing reality of adulthood.
