Tattoos are permanent so it’s quite important to get them right. Right?
Well, you’d be surprised at how easy it is to fail.
1. Sometimes tattoo artists just get bored on the job.
2. Or you want sergeant stripes but the tattoo artist hasn’t learnt how to draw straight lines yet.
3. Sometimes tattoo artists do portraits of people despite apparently never having seen them.
(And/or can’t spell their names either.)