1. When Kanye decided to clear out Kim's entire closet and replace her clothes with stuff he and his stylist had chosen.
NO NO NO I NEED THESE!
2. The time they got naked and embraced for a magazine photoshoot.
3. When they did fancy dress for Halloween but Kanye was like, CBA.
4. When they wore matching outfits and posed in front of a Lamborghini Aventador.
5. The time they wore these jackets at their wedding.
6. The time Kim posted this snap on Instagram...
7. And Kanye responded with this:
8. When they strutted around Paris in a lot of embroidered Balmain wearing their best HIGH FASHION faces.
9. When Kim decided to show us what Kanye's like in bed.
10. When Kanye compared them to Romeo and Juliet.
11. When "Bound 2" happened.
Uh huh, honey.
12. When Kanye bought Kim a wall of flowers for Mother's Day. Just cos.
13. When Kanye described Kim's new style like this.
14. When Kanye proposed to Kim by renting out an entire baseball stadium, hiring a 50-piece orchestra, and presenting her with a $2 million engagement ring.
15. The time Kanye gave Kim a painting of her in a thong surrounded by the words "My Queen Kim, Perfect Bitch" as a wedding present.
16. When Kim got a one-of-a-kind, hand-painted Hermès Birkin from Kanye for Christmas.
17. When Kanye bought Kim a casual 1,000 roses for Valentine's Day.
18. When North got a mini Lamborghini to match her dad's.
19. When they spent four days photoshopping their wedding photo.
20. When they rocked his-and-hers cleavage-bearing tops.
21. The time they named their daughter North West because Anna Wintour and Pharrell Williams said they should.
22. The time when Kim decided to make Kanye a "selfie book" during her family holiday to Thailand, and took 1,200 selfies.
23. The time when they took a selfie in the loo.
24. When their first family photoshoot was in Vogue.
Obviously.