Kylie Jenner may be the most followed person on Snapchat, and Kim Kardashian caused major excitement when she joined the site a couple of weeks ago.
And sure, Kylie's pretty good at Snapchat. She's basically made pouting at your own reflection an art form.
And let's face it, there is only one star of the show when it comes to Kim's Snapchat.
But I'm sorry ladies. When it comes to Kardashian/Jenner Snapchats, there's a brand new Queen in town. And that, everybody, is Kourtney Kardashian.
First of all she treated us to some A+ jumping on the kids' trampoline.
Then she told us that Scott Disick was "getting annoyed" with her Snap skills, but just laughed in his face.
Then, as she sat in the car waiting at a garage, she asked us: "Do you think the Lord does his own gas?"
Then she started Snapping again and Scott was all CAN I LIVE?
Then we were treated to her squatting (in fucking huge heels,) in this weird underwear thing.
But then Kourtney, Khloe and Kris Jenner took a trip together and really kicked Kourtney's Snapchat game up a notch.
Mainly because Kourtney and Khloe completely owning Kris is always hilarious.
Especially when it involves Kris Jenner being unable to say the word "Kindle."
And when they decided to teach her the meaning of "squirting," before saying Kris "does it with Corey." 😂
Before talking about dicks until Kris told them it was "rude."
Then they launched into British accents for no apparent reason.
Seriously, the British accents deserve a separate Snapchat of their own.
Before getting smashed.
If it wasn't for Kourtney's Snapchat we'd never have been able to see Khloe getting ~down~ in the middle of a clothing store.
We'd never have seen this variation on their old handshake.
And we definitely wouldn't have seen Kris Jenner drunkenly repeating the words "Walkie Talkie".
Or whatever the fuck this is.
We wouldn't have Kris' outfit choices described in hilarious detail.
Kourtney's Snapchat has also become a place where Khloé can do her 100% perfect impression of Kourtney, which will never stop being funny.
And I have no idea what's happening here, but it's incredible.
Then there was this iconic skip onto her private jet. 💁
Some more British accents.
And the story ended with perhaps the best two Snaps ever. Firstly this one, where they reenacted The Sound of Music.
Before Kourtney lay on the floor, listening to "All By Myself," telling everyone how much she missed Khloe.
Kourtney, we bow down to your Snapchat greatness.
