1. Let's just cut to the chase: Cara has no time for any bullshitters.
You know when people talk so much shit that they might as well have an asshole for a mouth
2. Especially when it's coming from the media.
Still more press poop spilling out their asses/mouths! Must be a case of journalist diarrhoea at the moment
3. She won't allow anyone to take credit for her phenomenal eyebrows.
4. And if you text your friend telling them you're "hanging out" with her...
She will take a photo and call you out on Twitter.
5. Sometimes her burns are cryptic.
Whatever bad things you have done will eventually come back around and bite you in the ass... Patiently waiting
6. Other times, she's more direct. Especially when it comes to the paparazzi.
Some disgusting so-called 'human' with a camera tried to take a picture up my skirt... 'Welcome home' 🇬🇧
7. Seriously, though. She fucking hates the paparazzi.
Also to the guys in Milan! I only cover my face when you are rude to me, please do not make me feel like a zoo animal
One day when I have time, I will find out where you live and camp outside your house with my friends armed with cameras
Then let's see who is laughing
Some of you are definitely worse than others and I promise that it will come back around to bite you, if not, I CERTAINLY WILL!
8. And she's pretty creative with her imaginary forms of punishment. They range from molten cheese...
Well f**k it, what will be, will be. You just have to laugh sometimes. The world is a crazy place, I wish I could pore molten cheese on them
9. To eggs.
Any suggestions? Eggs?
10. But, to be fair, she does make a very good point.
I really think that it's disgusting that Paris is the only place where it is illegal for paps to follow you around
It actually took someone losing there life! Diana, an inspirational woman and then it changed but they still won't change it in London!
It's horrible!! How many people have to get hurt or even killed to realise that it's not right?
11. And when she made it clear she won't ever be silenced on this topic, even Kendall Jenner approved.
12. She defended herself after this awkward interview – and Zach goddamn Braff even emphasised how dumb the questions were.
13. And when Richard Madden criticised the interview, she wasn't afraid to shut him down.
@_richardmadden I have no idea who you are but I think it's little desperate for a grown man to be bad mouthing someone they don't know
@_richardmadden if you really want attention that badly, try focusing on your own work and not other people's
14. And look who came back with an apology.
Hi @Caradelevingne, nothing but respect for you. Misquoted and blown out of proportion. #SlowNewsWeek
15. She has no time for sexism.
16. Or liars.
Some people are just complete liars
17. Or people who rip others off.
It's one thing to be inspired by people, it's another thing to actually rip people off
18. When she was criticised by a journalist for "always falling asleep," she shot the accusations down.
Why do people in the industry lie so much???? They would rather see you fail than succeed. What happened to supporting each other
It's even worse when your trying to fight people that have all the power because then you are powerless
All I can say is that I work extremely hard and 'sleeping' is proof that sometimes I work too hard. I apologise for being so ambitious
This just shows that the fashion industry is not the most understanding or compassionate of industries
19. Then there was the time when she was criticised for just being a ~socialite~ and she shot that down too.
I find it really disgusting that ANYONE should put out hate for no reason and especially they do not know how hard me and my sisters work.
I am not even angry at this person, I don't know this person but I am honestly sad for them. Labelling people is a horrible trait
These are the kind of people in the world who make humans look bad and make others around them follow their example
And the fact that one of these people is allowed to write for a news paper such as @telegraph is crazy!!!
The amount of clever, emotionally intelligent people that could be reporting real news and not just random hate stories
The only revenge is success and me and my sisters have succeeded purely because we do not sink that low.
I wish I could say the same for @judithwoods If she is already bored of my face, she better get ready for a long life of boredom @Telegraph
20. And she'll straight-up suggest that children could do a better job at reporting on her.
I don't know if I can laugh anymore at the crap they write in the press. They must be extremely bored at the moment.
What's happening in real life is far more interesting than the crap that they write now. They obviously have no imagination
They should hire children to make believe there stories instead, would be faaaaar more interesting for people to read
21. She will offer her opinions on politics.
I know I am not American but the fact that the three largest tv networks aren't showing Obama's speech on immigration is ridiculous
Obama has done so much for this county, his immigration policy should be listened to and treated with respect
Humans are humans, it does not matter where we come from! What matters is what we stand for and what we can achieve. United or alone
22. And won't be deterred by people telling her not to.
23. And, finally, she puts trolls well and truly in their place.
Keep slaying, Cara.
