At Chuck E. Cheese with my then 2 year old son. He puts his token in the Bob the Builder ride and it doesn't work. After sitting on it for about a minute, he sighs, throws his hands up, and very loudly says "fuck it" and walks off. The looks I got from the other moms made me laugh…Â
Seafood boils!!! Whether its shrimp, crab, or crawfish, its boiled with sausage, potatoes, corn on the cob, and my cousins super secret spice mix that he selfishly refuses to devolve, (looking at you Troy). Add family, friends, beer, and a whole bunch newspaper, and you're in heaven.…Â
When I was 4, I decided to hit my sleeping older brother over the head with an aluminum baseball bat. I did not, however, plan on the bat bouncing off his head and hitting mine. I still stand by my belief that he somehow deserved it.
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