I think this woman is fantastic. I wish she was my neighbor, and that is not something I go wishing around lightly in this world.

Your mom has a slammin’ bod. I’d be willing to tell her she’s a great dancer to her face, just so the next morning I could wear her bathrobe and stare at you over coffee while you try to eat your breakfast cereal and avoid conversation. Next week she’ll make you start calling me “uncle ElBruce” and loaning me all her spare cash.

FTmuthafugginW!

Wow, Miranda (stifling giggles) you are a delight to watch! Have you taken any classes? Oh, what’s that? A little of everything? I can tell, well let me just tell you, you are quite rythmical and such fun, but if I were to be honest…you are tight in the core and your arms dont fully entend, your lines…OH! your lines, work on loosening up. What, no Nigel, it’s a no for choreography for me…(if I were a So You Think You Can Dance judge monologue).

I remember watching her first video on youtube by pure chance. I’d figure she’d go viral sooner or later.

Don’t hate, appreciate.

perphaps everyone over the age of 40 should just commit suicide? i think it’s great, said the 50 year old belly dancer.

If this chick was young and hot I could overlook the bad dance moves, dress sense, likely shitty personality and dismal personal finances.  She probably just never realized she got old and lost her looks. Hot chicks can get away with anything, if an ugly girl dances like this it’s stupid, if a hot chick does the same dance it’s ironic and cute. Still, hot chick with cardboard personality >>>> ugly chick with great personality.

Ask Matt—his mom can shake it with the rest of them (also his Aunt Kathy):)

Mums are the best. She’s probably not the greatest dancer ever but she is better than me.  I think I’ve watched too many MILF videos.

There’s a certain kind of deluded, yet functional insanity that I find very difficult and upsetting to watch - and this is it. This is gross.

A. she can’t dance B. she didn’t even do the classic beat it dance moves…..Fail

Can’t get enough.

Hey Mom, have you seen my webcam anywh-OHMYGOD!