Tila Tequila, Jilted Lover

The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn't accept Tila's "key," a.k.a. "the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera]."

Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that "the world will still die." First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, "President Tequila" might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.