Tempest Storm

The legendary, 80-year-old burlesque performer - dubbed "The Girl With The Fabulous Front" - has been linked to the likes of Elvis Presley and JFK, and continues to perform in Las Vegas to this very day.

A contemporary of Bettie Page, Storm remains a steadfast advocate of the original ideology behind burlesque performance, assuring us that just because they dance all dirty to music with vampy horns doesn't mean that The Pussycat Dolls have any idea what it means to be sexy and classy.