Rooster McConaughey

Matthew’s brother stars in Black Gold, a new reality show on truTV about digging for oil in Texas (think Rooster Drinks Your Milkshake).

It’s worth nothing that the pipe supplier named his son Miller Lyte after being belittled by friends about fatherhood prohibiting him from continuing to show up with beer. Proved them wrong, didn’t you, Rooster? Either that, or you’re merely passing down the gift of painful adolescence to the next McConaughey generation.

 
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