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Hey Southerners, here's a deal: we'll stop being “elitist” when you stop being retarded.

of course, if you say that people in the “heartland” are dumber and fatter - an assertion that is borne out by facts - you are called out as a bigot and an elitist or whatever. but a “heartland” hick calls out the coasts, and no one bats an eye.

Compared to most actors that venture off from saying words other people write for them, Patrician Heaton is pretty genius.

My vote for old is for Patricia Heaton's stay on the television airways. Go away Patricia Heaton, nobody likes you! Go march around for Pro-Lifers!

He basically did the math for her! Regis should have just said: “don't say anything, here's the money, go away!”

I love how people cheer celebrities when they do basic math.

Hey Jack, I see a Gawker via link here! How come I get yelled at and Eliot doesn't? Grrr!

What an idiot. And an asshole for exploiting people in a third-world country for her own selfish aims.

“So a euro is worth $1.50, so five euros; five times five is twenty-five, carry the two; five, six, seven…that means seven-fifty…” She was right. People really are smarter in the heartland.

What an idiotic cunt bag.

Wow….just…..wow.

That gaudy cross choker obviously cut off most of the blood to her brain. Patricia Heaton explains why right wing christians like her want to believe the world is only 4,000 years old. Less mumbo jumbo to hafta study. More proof that religion ruins EVERYTHING.