Never-Before-Seen SNL Intro

    If Tilda Swinton, Pete Sampras, and dragon with a plunger for a hat performed late-night sketch comedy together, this would be its opening.

    Eliot Glazer
    by Eliot Glazer

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    If we may suggest our own offbeat cast member choices: Mario Batali! Sally Jesse Raphael! Marla Gibbs! The youngest brother from Malcolm in the Middle! Victoria Jackson! Viagra!