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  • Joe The Plumber Won’t Let “Queers” Near His Kids

    Politics Buzz Remember Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher? Unfortunately, so do the good folks at Christianity Today, who decided to let him announce that he would never let “queers” near his children. Furthermore, he claims to have gay friends who, despite his opinions, are going to “do their thing.” Wurzelbacher, however, declined to specify whether “their thing” included “eating children.”

  • douche

    Jonathan D.
    4 months ago
  • I can't stand this moron..and yet I find him immensely entertaining. I mean, he's a gigantic ignorant jackass who stood in a throng of people to ask Obama a question based on a false premise and then extended that one lie into a whole string of 'em concerning his career, his past, his finances…and less than a year later he has his own PAC, hundreds of hours more national media attention than any of a few hundred million more interesting people will ever get, and the hard/Christian right is still listening raptly for his next pronouncement. And he's totally serious about it all; he doesn't seem to have any capacity for self-reflection or ability to wonder if he's embarrassing himself. It's all so…amusingly surreal, like watching a not-too-bright drunk acquaintance strutting around a bar trying to convince every woman he meets that he designed the space shuttle, but gave up his career as a brilliant engineer to become a war hero. He is, in other words, a stunningly vivid portrait of a modern jackass at the height of his jackassery. And really, how can that NOT be fun to watch?

    Bear Beorning
    6 months ago
  • Bear Beorning   Joe The Plumber Won't Let "Queers" Near His Kids and thinks it’s LOL about 6 months ago
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  • hey Jesus! thanks for confusing people to understand being kind as close minded, self prophetic, and hypocritical in their own bullshit. As a christian myself, I would like to say to every other self involved christian 'et tu brute?” and “thanks a bunch Judas!” Rape the little dignity and relevance our christian religion has with your almighty conservative dick, evangelists. fml.

    Peter Gollands
    6 months ago
  • Sam Archibald thinks Joe The Plumber Won't Let "Queers" Near His Kids is Trashy about 6 months ago
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  • Trashy fucker.

    Parker
    6 months ago
  • Parker thinks Joe The Plumber Won't Let "Queers" Near His Kids is Trashy about 6 months ago
  • Queers probably don't want to be around Joe's kids either.

    Lindsey Weber
    Loved 10 6 months ago
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  • Hey “Joe”? Fine with me, 'cause I wouldnt let you near my kids either. I figure that makes us even, huh?

    Sean Martin
    6 months ago
  • Yeah…I think any gay people unfortunate enough to know him would be surprised to hear that he's their “friend.”

    Jeff
    6 months ago
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  • You stay classy, Sam.

    WhatTheHolyHeck
    6 months ago
  • Curt thinks Joe The Plumber Won't Let "Queers" Near His Kids is WTF about 6 months ago
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  • Isn't it time for homophobia to be passe? This trend is just old now.

    John Winskowicz
    50 6 months ago
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