Hipster Dudes <3 Their Skinny Jeans

The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice.

Despite my own personal clueless sense of fashion (which tends to never progress beyond "Hobo Goes Yachting"), I think it's safe to say that pilgrim shoes + visible junk = the worst. Unless, of course, you think your band is amazing.