Guy Ritchie Describes Sex With Madonna

    He says that marital relations were rare as a result of her obsession with exercise, and described the act as "cuddling up to a piece of gristle."

    Eliot Glazer
    by Eliot Glazer

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Guy Ritchie Describes Sex With Madonna

    dailymail.co.uk

    We must agree with the dude on this one, as Madonna has physically transformed from one-time playful sex kitten into essentially a skeleton covered in flesh-colored piping.