Fifth Third Burger

Named after the bank that sponsors the ballpark of the West Michigan Whitecaps, the Fifth Third burger weighs in at 5/3 pounds, and is stacked with beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and ...Fritos.

cnbc.com

For just $20, the burger feeds "one to four people," making it the second best way to suffer cardiac arrest as a result of the recession.