Charlie Sheen, Kind Of Racist?

The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife -- among other insults -- the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood!

Sheen publicly apologized, [seriously] citing that a black guy was the best man at his first two weddings. Because as everyone knows, the best way to reform one's racist leanings is to dress up a person of color in fancy clothes and give them an inconsequential title. Hear that, Dr. King? That's the sound of progress!