Andre J.

We're not exactly sure what he "does," but the gigantic, bearded cross-dresser has somehow built a career out of it, even landing on the cover of French Vogue last year.

The larger-than-life "fashionista" is, indeed, a a staple of New York's downtown scene, but we're still morbidly curious to see him, like, stub his toe or pick up cat food and Grape Nuts.