18 Things That Will Happen When Gay Marriage Is Made Legal

On Saturday, when gay marriage will be made law, the UK will fall apart and unicorns will descend.

1. Everyone in the world will turn gay.

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There will be no straight people left and therefore the population will quickly die out.

2. It will be fancy dress time.

All the men will start dressing like the village people, while all the women will burn their bras while chanting around a fire and then put on suits.

3. A plague of wasps will appear.

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They will make everyone very upset by eating all the jam. Even the apricot kind.

4. Space will explode.

And meteors will kill everyone only leaving penguins to rule the Earth.

5. All straight couples will split up.

This will happen instantly as gay couples get together because only one type of couple can ever survive.

6. Swans will no longer mate for life

Everyone knows swans can sense when there's wrong doing in the world. You will now see hooker swans doing coke off the back off a ducks back.

7. The environment will be destroyed.

The Hole in the ozone will get huge the second any married gay couples kiss. It will become so hot that no food will grow and everyone will burst into gay flames because that’s what flaming homosexual means. And even worse, all the ice cream in the World will melt.

8. Schools will change.

All the children will grow up only being taught subjects of a homosexual nature. These will include twirling, vegetarianism and extra hockey. And of course will be offered various stimulants to help their studies.

9. Gay Marriages won't last anyway.

True traditional marriage values only exists between straight people like Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian.

10. Dungarees sales will increase by 18695%.

11. People will be educated in gay sex.

They will start showing gay porn on repeat on large screens in all the streets only ever interrupted by gay news bulletins.

12. The Weather will turn nasty.

A storm will come with thunder being louder than a toddler with a drum kit and lightning hitting everyone who Instagram's their Starbucks.

13. All the ice caps will melt and the world will turn to water.

Towns will flood, polar bears will drown because they never had time for swimming lessons and people will fight over two of each animal to fit on their arks.

14. Unicorns will descend and eat everyone.

15. Interior design will be the highest paid career.

Everyone's houses, by law, will be required to be painted rainbow. Anyone disobeying this law will have their head knocked off with a medium sized frying pan

16. Ian McKellen will be made King.

17. All countries will invade on another.

They will use weapons made out of vibrators and dental dams as that is all that will be available in shops.

18. OR ... The LGBT community will get married and we’ll finally have equality in Britain.

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