We all think we’re going to stay young forever, but slowly, but surely you start to notice things change in your life. And you’re ok with it. And there’s a lot more kale.
Being naked is great. It’s just great. And there are lots of things you should do naked. Showering for example is an activity to partake in without clothes. Also sex is relatively easier if there isn’t fabric blocking the places you’re trying to get into. But there are some things you should never do naked, especially in front of a lover or an adoring pet. And ‘Getting on a Wrecking ball’ isn’t in the list. But, you know.
On Saturday, when gay marriage will be made law, the UK will fall apart and unicorns will descend.