Buzz·Posted on Feb 19, 2015Proof The USA Is A Frozen Hellscape Right NowHell is a frozen place and it's a huge chunk of the U.S.. RIP us all.by by Dorsey ShawBuzzFeed Staff, by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. It's so cold that the fountains in New York, a once free-flowing safe haven for water, are FREEZING. View this photo on Instagram 2. Ducks have no idea what is even going on. 3. And it's colder in Chicago than it is in Alaska. View this photo on Instagram 4. LOOK AT THIS MAN'S EYELASHES. View this photo on Instagram 5. Some people are ready to renounce their citizenship. J U @JulianLoera07 I'm about to deport my damn self to back toMexico, and I'm not even from there lol it's too fucking cold outchea 01:34 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Teens are rebelling. dominic @_dom4 yo fuck uniform today it's way too fucking cold i'm not gonna freeze Thu Feb 19 11:07:23 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Love is dead. Janelle Meghan @janelle_meghan Unless he pays for your Uber, he does not deserve your cute little cocktail dress and heels. Stay home. It's too cold to date scrubs. Thu Feb 19 15:50:06 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. PEOPLE IN FLORIDA ARE (NON-IRONICALLY) WEARING UGGS. Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel Photos: This is what happens when it gets cold in #SouthFlorida http://t.co/0k4ZX5i3TA Thu Feb 19 15:45:07 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The Floridian people in general are reconsidering their life decisions. Yasmine @xxoyasmine I did not move to Florida for this cold fucking weather!!! Thu Feb 19 13:01:05 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. People are JEALOUS of Orlando's 28 degree weather. ChristalJerez @christaljerez Friend in Orlando said it was so cold, 28 degrees. I said "jealous" LOL #AllTimeLow #winter Thu Feb 19 14:49:26 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Obama was so cold he had to use the exit on Air Force One with the least amount of steps. 12. THANKS OBAMA. Thanks Obama @dangitobama It's fucking cold. THANKS OBAMA. Thu Feb 19 14:57:18 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Global warming is now welcome. Scot Mattox @ScotMattox Everyone needs to drive more and be more wasteful in general. Lets speed up global warming. I am sick of this fucking cold weather! Thu Feb 19 15:26:10 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This swan's face fucking froze shut. 15. And people are ready for hell. Brendon Woodard @bweastern96 I would rather be walking through hell than this fucking cold Thu Feb 19 15:17:38 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. It’s so cold right now that the god forsaken squirrels in Buffalo are falling frozen out of trees. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. Nipples are SPEAKING. Jake Olvey @ThundahNipples My nipples are telling me it's too cold to be at school right now. Thu Feb 19 15:55:50 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Smokers are quitting. ♡ @angelicbbygrl today is too fucking cold to be a smoker Thu Feb 19 14:56:51 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And people can't even get high. Its Kroc Hoe @IsDatKroc kinda wanna roll up but its too cold outside ❄️😁😒 Thu Feb 19 05:55:33 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BASICS!? View this photo on Instagram 21. People can't sleep in the goddamn nude anymore. A. @aribandz_xo really need to start sleeping in pants cause its too cold for this. Thu Feb 19 15:40:46 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. The water in this poor bastard's water bottle froze. Viv @revonav37 The water in my water bottle froze, it's too cold 😔 03:45 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Fashion is actually out of style. Ferrari Sheppard @stopbeingfamous It's too cold to look cute. Wed Feb 18 21:27:16 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And car sex has become a thing of the past. __ @CROWNME101 Too cold for car sex Thu Feb 19 15:38:01 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite RIP Humanity.