Proof The USA Is A Frozen Hellscape Right Now

    Hell is a frozen place and it's a huge chunk of the U.S.. RIP us all.

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    Dorsey Shaw
    by Dorsey Shaw

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. It's so cold that the fountains in New York, a once free-flowing safe haven for water, are FREEZING.

    2. Ducks have no idea what is even going on.

    Getty Images Spencer Platt

    3. And it's colder in Chicago than it is in Alaska.

    4. LOOK AT THIS MAN'S EYELASHES.

    5. Some people are ready to renounce their citizenship.

    J U @JulianLoera07

    I'm about to deport my damn self to back toMexico, and I'm not even from there lol it's too fucking cold outchea

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    6. Teens are rebelling.

    dominic @_dom4

    yo fuck uniform today it's way too fucking cold i'm not gonna freeze

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    7. Love is dead.

    Janelle Meghan @janelle_meghan

    Unless he pays for your Uber, he does not deserve your cute little cocktail dress and heels. Stay home. It's too cold to date scrubs.

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    8. PEOPLE IN FLORIDA ARE (NON-IRONICALLY) WEARING UGGS.

    Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel

    Photos: This is what happens when it gets cold in #SouthFlorida http://t.co/0k4ZX5i3TA

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    9. The Floridian people in general are reconsidering their life decisions.

    Yasmine @xxoyasmine

    I did not move to Florida for this cold fucking weather!!!

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    10. People are JEALOUS of Orlando's 28 degree weather.

    ChristalJerez @christaljerez

    Friend in Orlando said it was so cold, 28 degrees. I said "jealous" LOL #AllTimeLow #winter

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    11. Obama was so cold he had to use the exit on Air Force One with the least amount of steps.

    AFP / Getty Images NICHOLAS KAMM

    12. THANKS OBAMA.

    Thanks Obama @dangitobama

    It's fucking cold. THANKS OBAMA.

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    13. Global warming is now welcome.

    Scot Mattox @ScotMattox

    Everyone needs to drive more and be more wasteful in general. Lets speed up global warming. I am sick of this fucking cold weather!

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    14. This swan's face fucking froze shut.

    Getty Images TPG

    This picture is actually from China but how the hell could we not include it?

    15. And people are ready for hell.

    Brendon Woodard @bweastern96

    I would rather be walking through hell than this fucking cold

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    16. It’s so cold right now that the god forsaken squirrels in Buffalo are falling frozen out of trees.

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    Via Twitter: @ImSoBuffalo

    17. Nipples are SPEAKING.

    Jake Olvey @ThundahNipples

    My nipples are telling me it's too cold to be at school right now.

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    18. Smokers are quitting.

    ♡ @angelicbbygrl

    today is too fucking cold to be a smoker

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    19. And people can't even get high.

    Its Kroc Hoe @IsDatKroc

    kinda wanna roll up but its too cold outside ❄️😁😒

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    20. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BASICS!?

    21. People can't sleep in the goddamn nude anymore.

    A. @aribandz_xo

    really need to start sleeping in pants cause its too cold for this.

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    22. The water in this poor bastard's water bottle froze.

    Viv @revonav37

    The water in my water bottle froze, it's too cold 😔

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    23. Fashion is actually out of style.

    Ferrari Sheppard @stopbeingfamous

    It's too cold to look cute.

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    24. And car sex has become a thing of the past.

    __ @CROWNME101

    Too cold for car sex

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    RIP Humanity.