Listen up, people. I know a lot of y'all are pretty upset about this Brian Williams misremembering getting shot at in a helicopter thing.
And you should be! Williams is the anchor of NBC Nightly News. His one job is to deliver America the straight dope, every night, Monday through Friday.
You probably know him better as that dude talking sexy about weird stuff with Jimmy Fallon.
The rest of you know him because he's the dad of your new favorite Girls girl.
But here's the thing.
Everyone misremembers.
That's right! Me, you, Hillary Clinton.
EVERYONE.
Bill Clinton was misremembering constantly.
George W. Bush misremembers half of his goddam presidency, for Pete's sake.
That sweet kid who saw Jesus.
Teachers.
Your parents misremember all kinds of shit.
And let's be honest, the Bible is like one big misremember.
So just, ahh, um, remember...
The jokes are great.
#BrianWilliamsMisremembers I count myself lucky that the tank in Tiananmen Square didn't leave any physical scars. The mental ones, well...
The memes do slay.
riding shotgun with O.J. #BrianWilliamsMemories
But everyone misremembers.
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And that's OK.
