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23 Ways You Know You’re Not The Romantic Type

Is there a handbook or something?

1. When you played “house” as a kid, you were always the pet. Or the single, wealthy aunt.

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2. You’re not sure what’s so special about a 45-minute wait to eat a meal that costs too much.

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3. Getting all dolled up to impress someone else seems a ridiculous waste of your time.

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Wouldn’t it be more fun to wear matching sweat pants and catch up on The Walking Dead?

4. It feels wrong to you that people pluck unsuspecting flowers to give as gifts.

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Why? To watch it wither and die in a vase?

5. To you, being swept off your feet sounds like a dangerous activity best left to professionals.

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6. Sharing a bed seems more like an invasion of your personal space than a good time..

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EVERY SIDE OF THE BED IS YOUR SIDE.

7. In your vernacular, “breakfast in bed” translates to “crumbs in sheets.”

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8. Someone throwing rocks at your window isn’t romantic. It’s an accident waiting to happen.

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9. Being serenaded sounds embarrassing and awful for everyone involved.

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Unless J.T. himself is singing to you, you’re not interested.

10. It is beyond your comprehension how people can come up with so many obnoxious pet names.

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11. You notice that most love letters are riddled with grammatical errors.

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12. More thought has gone into your honeymoon than your actual wedding.

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Traveling to exotic locations > suffering through a needlessly drawn-out ceremony.

13. You wonder if people get ear sweat during two hour “I miss you” telephone conversations.

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14. So you’re supposed to spend all of your hard-earned cash to take someone else out? Does not compute.

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15. You firmly believe that PDA is TMI.

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16. Anytime someone opens a door for you, you suspect foul play.

17. It doesn’t seem logical to you to share your innermost feelings with someone you haven’t known long.

18. Receiving a mixtape/playlist means pretending to like songs you would never suffer through on your own.

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19. In your opinion, a long walk on the beach sounds exhausting and messy.

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20. Your solo dance moves are on point. A partner would just muck up the works.

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21. Each romance novel or relationship help book you read incites several eye rolls.

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So much for research.

22. You have a few serious, scientific questions about love but no one can answer them.

23. Honestly, the only romantic gesture you understand is the chocolatey kind.

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Now THIS is love.

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