Paris Hilton Desperately Tries To Stay Relevant And Other Links

It's like she raided Aphrodite's closet. Plus one Hollywood star just announced her engagement and a man is filing for divorce on the grounds that his wife is a crazy cat lady.

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Paris Hilton arrives for amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS 2012 event in Antibes during the 65th Cannes Film Festival May 24, 2012.

If our pets had opposable thumbs, what do YOU think they'd do with them? - [DeathAndTaxes]

Female racecar (yay palindrome!) face some unique challenges. - [Shift]

Keira Knightly just got engaged! Did we even know she was in a relationship? - [Glamour]

The top 10 places Americans plan to spend Memorial Day weekend. - [HLNTV]

As the economy stagnates, more people are turning to a life of crime to keep the lights on. - [GOOD]

In a ballsy movie that practically begs for a movie adaptation, a former AOL intern lived in the building for two months before being found out. - [Tecca]

Tila Tequila has gotten scarily thin. - [RadarOnline]

21st century lightbulb technology isn't doing us much good in 19th century sockets. - [Treehugger]

An Israeli man is petitioning to divorce his wife because he can no longer live with her FIVE HUNDRED cats. - [Shortlist]

Headline Story: So is see-through fashion having a Renaissance? Who authorized this? - [Celebitchy]