10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

    Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero. This is why we can't have nice things, Florida.

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    Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv

    Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE

    Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE

    Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI

    Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4

    Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4-- Florida Man

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    Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC

    Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC

    Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit

    Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl

    Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl-- Florida Man

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    Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf

    Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf-- Florida Man