Buzz·Posted on Feb 11, 201310 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter AggregatorReal-life headlines about the world's worst superhero. This is why we can't have nice things, Florida.by Donna DickensBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:01:26 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv-- Florida Man 2. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:01:12 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE-- Florida Man 3. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:01:20 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE-- Florida Man 4. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:01:35 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI-- Florida Man 5. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:01:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4-- Florida Man 6. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC Sun, 10 Feb 2013 17:01:10 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC-- Florida Man 7. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:00:52 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC-- Florida Man 8. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit Sat, 09 Feb 2013 22:01:21 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit-- Florida Man 9. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:01:31 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl-- Florida Man 10. Florida Man @_FloridaMan Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:01:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf-- Florida Man