The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012

2012 was another stellar year for Florida.

40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.

Via: upi.com

39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.

Via: palmbeachpost.com

38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.

Source: facebook.com

37. These two guys killed their neighbor’s pet turkey.

Source: wtsp.com

36. God told this woman to drive 100mph.

Via: tcpalm.com

35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee…

Source: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

…and was later arrested.

Source: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

34. The “Mystery Monkey” was caught.

Via: abcactionnews.com

33. The Hulk Hogan sex tape happened.

Via: ctboom.com

32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.

Via: orlandosentinel.com

31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn’t like Fox News.

Via: palmbeachpost.com

30. This dude shit his pants.

Via: naplesnews.com

29. This dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.

Via: gainesville.com

28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.

MINI GOLF IS RUINED FOREVER.

Via: clickorlando.com

27. A restaurant thought it was okay to have an item on its menu called the “Wetback Willie.”

Via: nydailynews.com

26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.

Source: Reuters  /  via: news.yahoo.com

25. There was a fight over HARMONICAS.

Via: heraldtribune.com

24. A woman called the cops because she didn’t know where to pee in the woods.

Via: wtsp.com

23. Young people drank hand sanitizer.

Via: abcactionnews.com

22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.

Via: upi.com

21. A guy died from eating roaches.

Via: theheights.wtsp.com

20. This old man allowed his grandson to get a tattoo.

Via: articles.nydailynews.com

19. This:

Via: staugustine.com

18. This too:

Via: sun-sentinel.com

17. A mother and daughter became porn moguls.

Via: inquisitr.com

16. A man got violent over garlic knots.

Via: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

15. A fish attacked a teacher.

Via: nbc-2.com

14. This guy was arrested:

Via: huffingtonpost.com

13. A goat broke a world record.

Via: nydailynews.com

12. These two got in a violent fight over taco sauce.

Via: huffingtonpost.com

11. A man attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich.

Via: abc15.com

10. A woman attacked a man with ice cream.

Via: q103albany.com

9. This mom bit her daughter over a Rihanna CD.

Via: nbcmiami.com

8. This happened:

Via: digitaljournal.com

7. Also this:

Via: wtsp.com

6. !!!!!!!!!!

Via: cfnews13.com

5. Raccoons peed on students.

Via: newser.com

4. A ninja robber terrorized the state.

Via: local10.com

3. This guy ate another guy’s arm.

Via: wptv.com

2. This guy ate another guy’s face.

Source: Miami-Dade Police Dept. / AP

1. And a woman had her butthole tattooed.

Via: inquisitr.com