40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.
38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.
35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee…
…and was later arrested.
32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.
31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn’t like Fox News.
29. This dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.
28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.
MINI GOLF IS RUINED FOREVER.