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    No Birthday Cakes for Kids Named "Adolf Hitler."

    A PA 'Shoprite' grocery store gracefully refused its custom-made birthday cake service to the family of 3-year old "Adolf Hitler Campbell," the son of two very opinionated and well-tattooed rural PA White Supremacists. The jury is still out on whether this story occurred in one of the "Pro-America" parts of Pennsylvania or not. Note to self: don't give your 3 children the middle names "Adolf Hitler", "Honszlynn Hinler", and "Aryan Nation" (no kidding -- she actually did that). [bonus: photo gallery of the birth certificates and family home here]