David is some guy who studied English in college but likes to learn about just about everything. Current interests include beards, gnocchi, humus, sustainable things, and snarkyisms.
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I don't know why I couldn't find this clip in English, but it reminds me of the character “Thud Butt” from the movie Hook.
Proof.
Sad thing is that 95% of Fox viewers are functionally illiterate, and they won't even notice.
If you happened to have been vacationing in Denmark about a year and a half ago and remember meeting a cute Danish girl named “Karen” at the in the Custom House Bar — perhaps you shared some drinks and talked about “heuge” (sp??) — at any rate, you ended up back at her place and in the morning, found it necessary to slip out quietly before she awoke… If that sounds vaguely familiar, well - you might need to watch this. You might also have an extreeemely cute baby son named August. Oh and PS, you're a dick.
Ben Gibbard, Death Cab For Cutie.
Benjamin Linus (do not trust this man)
Montana.
Joe Stalin.
I'm sorry, it had to be done.
Dirt.
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