I have a massive crush on Nev. And it’s no homo; I’m for sure a female.

He likes big butts and cannot lie (we were all thinking it, admit it)

Rolling Stones Exile On Main is a fantastic album. One of my favorites:) And oh gawd I love you so much Bruce and Joy Division…so much. You have all my feels.

#3. What sorcery is this?! Is this possible? How? I have questions. I need a diagram.

I didn’t get awesome cereals when I was a kid. But if they had these now I’d buy ALL THE CEREALS. ALL. THE. CEREALS. And I’d eat a box in one sitting like a responsible adult should.

#12: spending too much time on buzzfeed and not getting any dates.

#7 is pretty much me anytime I watch a movie anywhere (which might explain why I don’t go to movies with my friends very often) #9..I have one living in my living room..pretty sure he had a knife. He’s scary so I’ve allowed him to live.

Hmmm..so this is what people do on valentines day. I think I’m more of a Halloween person myself.

How can peeps get so upset over an article (??) with food pictures? Is it that different than being on Facebook? There’s food pictures to waste time looking at on there and complaining, I guess. Oh wells..Internet you crack me up!:)

#26 Fireplace level: Silent Hill. That is a creepy fireplace.