I love that there are so many modern books on this list.

It’s actually pretty adorable that you think that.

Do you mean you don’t think he threw bombs and shot a police officer? Because I’m pretty sure people saw him do that. What are you, his mother?

Cry about it, bigot.

I hear you, sister.

Wait wait… hardcore Christians are dumb? I had no idea.

Fuck. You. You need a serious supply of get the fuck over yourself.

So basically it’s “I’m a bigoted christian”

Wow, how big of you. Please, teach us to be as amazing as you are.

It’s cute when they think they’re smart