Without cause, without warrants, and it’s more than that number. That’s just for Facebook.

So because you knew about it before, no one should be outraged now? Now that we’re potentially gaining momentum to overturn this due to public outrage? You’re sooo cool.

“Honestly, if you don’t have anything to hide, then you shouldn’t be freaking out.” Seriously? Wow.

A lot of these are just people making sarcastic jokes. Can you not tell the difference?

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was confused.

I love that there are so many modern books on this list.

It’s actually pretty adorable that you think that.

Do you mean you don’t think he threw bombs and shot a police officer? Because I’m pretty sure people saw him do that. What are you, his mother?

Cry about it, bigot.

I hear you, sister.

Wait wait… hardcore Christians are dumb? I had no idea.

Fuck. You. You need a serious supply of get the fuck over yourself.

So basically it’s “I’m a bigoted christian”

Wow, how big of you. Please, teach us to be as amazing as you are.

It’s cute when they think they’re smart

For the lazy:  “So how would I have coped day-to-day? For one thing, I probably would have tried sexual re-orientation therapy. I don’t know if it would have worked. I’ve read testimonials of people (whom I don’t know) that have spoken about its effectiveness. I’ve also spoken to gays who haven’t tried it themselves, but know someone who has, and they’ve told me that it’s bogus. I really don’t know if it works for some people or all people or no people, but I probably would have tried it in the hope that it would have worked for me. If it didn’t work for me, I would probably have tried my best to live single and celibate.” Ahh, religion. So refreshingly ridiculous.

No thank you.

Your parents let you watch Ranma 1/2?

I say let them believe in fairies if it keeps them from murdering me.

Sounds like you could do with one fewer friend.