I live in Germany, give me your address and I’ll send you some Kinder Eggs!

Thank you for your good work.

Somebody needs a nap.

There are no better dancers than Les Twins.

I liked her better when she wasn’t killing children.

Last I read on here they broke up. Where’s the “go away” button?

Frank Ocean could sing the dictionary and it would be awesome, so there’s that. Thom Yorke makes me want to pull my ears off and is so hard to look at, it’s painful. So there’s that. I’d say this version is a win!

I’m curious, how does one look like they might be racist?

Why isn’t anyone asking Barbara Walters about being best buddies with Bashar al-Assad? That’s pretty freaking suspect to me.

To-est!